Brooke has an annoying way of referring to the original movie in a series. She’ll call the first Jaws movie “Jaws 1” or the first Rocky movie “Rocky 1.” I try to reason with her, explaining that the filmmakers didn’t necessarily have a whole series of films in mind when they made the original (or am I being naive?). Anyhow, we’ve been talking about getting married, and I’m gearing up to teach her a lesson. I’m thinking of asking her to be my first wife…