Thick Like Maple Syrup?

So, Jack, what does a “thick Canadian accent” sound like, anyway? 🙂

Thanks, Heather, for the FOJM t-shirt! And the postcards! (What I really need right now is an FOJM toque, and an FOJM parka, and maybe some FOJM mukluks. It’s snowing like Canada here, baby!)