Can CC Crash Your Couch?

Attention CC readers from San Francisco/Northern California: After an apparent invitation and some discussion, plans are underway for the Consolation Champs California Couch Crash™. For 7-10 days, sometime after August 10, I might be sojourning in the area, and would be desirous of a flat, hopefully soft surface to sleep on, as well as some good company. Feasability studies are underway, but if you could help, please let me know. Dates are flexible, so let me know if anything interesting is going on (apart from the regular earthquakes and rolling blackouts, that is).