Marry An American!

Back in September, Brooke and I spent a week in Washington state and dropped into the Democratic Party headquarters in Walla Walla to express our support. The guys seemed eager to talk and we ended up spending about half an hour with them. We joked that if Bush won again, they should all come to Canada and claim refugee status.

Marry An American has a slightly different plan. They’re signing up single Canadians to marry liberal Americans so that they can escape Bush’s America. If I wasn’t already married, I might be willing to help out! That would certainly be bigamy (get it? bigamy, big of me? it’s funny!).

(via ericalucci)

SPOILER: The site is actually satirical and sponsored by Canada’s lefty THIS Magazine, which has a pretty nifty blog.

15 thoughts on “Marry An American!”

  5. I’m from Nepal. Searching for a american woman to marry me and take usa. I will never leave her and keep her in good condition my whole life.

  6. i am an iraqi 30 years old , i am serious to marry an american girl between 25-30. please contact me on this e-mail. I prefer the white skin, tall , about 175 cintimater,not fat, black hair, green, or blue eyes, i am educated with master degree. i am white skin.thankyou

  7. My name is adedayo ademola mack. I am from africa, i am 23 years old. I am serious to marry america girl between the age of 19-25. hoping to hear from you via my e-mail addres. Remain bless..

  9. i 27years nigerian,buy i need a responsible girl from america i will marry to settle with her in america.i normaly go and buy my goods from dubai beacause i am a international bussiness man.

  10. I want to marry an American girl, 23-32 years old. I am 27 years old Ukrainian guy, 6 feet high, post-graduate degree in economics. Please, contact me as soon as possible.

  11. i am pakistani 28 years old , i am serious to marry an american girl between 25-30. please contact me on this e-mail. I prefer the nice girl i am educated with bachular degree. i am white skin.thankyou

  12. I am 30 years nepali guy and looking for a life partner who is simple decent and trust worthy, having mutual understanding.

  13. hi.. any american girl for real life and life end relationship…. i’ve some thing for her. come on my baby i will show you what real life is.. and this is from the bottom of my heart.. no cheating no lying… just a truth.
    waiting you
    mycs

  14. i am american girl of 23 years old i want to marry good hansome man,wearther old or young.

  15. hi all . simply , i wish to get married with an amarican girl after get her heart and love , im a vete and have a horse city where i live now. i have a lot of work there , i never think to get that marrage to be able to enter amarica , i want it just becoz i want it simply , i like stranges specially amarican ,

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