From The Hollywood Blockbuster Becomes Geek Porn Department:
| “Enemy at the Gates” | “Enema for Bill Gates” |
| Jude Law as Vassily, the Russian sniper | Lewd Jaw as Vaseline, the rushing stripper |
| Joseph Fiennes | Joe “Parking” Fines |
| Rachel Weisz | Rachel Vice |
| Ed Harris | Ed Hairless |
| Bob Hoskins | Rob Foreskins |
And there you have it, a porn-techno-thriller for the Linux set.
(Note to self: Now sit back and watch the sad, strange search requests come rolling in…)
*rolls by*