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GOOGLE SPOOFING FOR A GOOD CAUSE DEPT.:
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There, now I almost feel less dirty about the whole Britney Spears Naked thing…

Off tonight to drink and sing with the GTABloggers!

The sad truth is that my Google Spoofing™ is already working. My Sunday traffic has doubled. Now, if only I can turn those “Naked Britney Spears” seekers into cultured, intelligent readers of Consolation Champs, I will have improved both their lives and mine!

GOOGLE SPOOFING™ DEPT.: Enron scandal Enron scandal Enron scandal Enron scandal Enron scandal Britney Spears naked Britney Spears naked Britney Spears naked Britney Spears naked Britney Spears naked Salt Lake City Olympics Salt Lake City Olympics Salt Lake City Olympics Salt Lake City Olympics Salt Lake City Olympics Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden.

Ok, what the heck am I doing? Well, I’ve noticed that probably half of my daily visitors arrive here from the wonderful tool which is Google. And I’ve realized that weblogs like mine are crawled regularly for updated content. I get hits from Google sometimes within a few days of posting on a topic. So, my (sad) theory is that by posting popular search topics at regular intervals, I can drive my traffic up to, say, Davezilla levels. 😉

Yesterday afternoon, my Dad finally received the 34″ HDTV he ordered before Christmas. We’re going over for dinner tomorrow to help him set it up. He’s as excited as a little girl on her birthday. One of the benefits of helping is that he’s giving us his puny 27″ set. Not that we watch much TV, but hey, the DVDs will look bigger…